








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 306 | 11% |
| Smokes | 887 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 864 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 704 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,488 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laholörppö | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 41% | 82 |
| #3 | konari | 41% | 61 |
| #4 | Joona"" | 40% | 83 |
| #5 | Raski | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laholörppö | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 41% | 82 |
| #3 | konari | 41% | 61 |
| #4 | Joona"" | 40% | 83 |
| #5 | Raski | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joona"" | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | konari | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | laholörppö | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 509 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | Joona"" | 231 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Raski | 66 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | laholörppö | 48 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | konari | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | +2.05 | 66 | 79 |
| #2 | Joona"" | +0.22 | 50 | 64 |
| #3 | Raski | +0.04 | 60 | 46 |
| #4 | Lahnajumala | -1.84 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | konari | -2.20 | 20 | 40 |





