








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2470 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1971 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,112,944 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 868 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laholörppö | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Joona"" | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 50% | 237 |
| #4 | konari | 50% | 197 |
| #5 | Lahnajumala | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laholörppö | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | Joona"" | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 50% | 237 |
| #4 | konari | 50% | 197 |
| #5 | Lahnajumala | 34% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Joona"" | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | konari | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | laholörppö | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Lahnajumala | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | 1065 | 0.22 | 35 min |
| #2 | Joona"" | 663 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | konari | 137 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | laholörppö | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lahnajumala | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuori Aleksanteri Suuri | +2.47 | 69 | 77 |
| #2 | Joona"" | +0.14 | 46 | 65 |
| #3 | Raski | +0.01 | 59 | 44 |
| #4 | Lahnajumala | -1.93 | 51 | 54 |
| #5 | konari | -1.93 | 21 | 37 |





