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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1045 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1112 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 768 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 791 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,071 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fn phil | 7 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Swayz | 6 | 0.0238 |
| #3 | Crye | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Sir Gentle Sire | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | the majestical testicle | 3 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sir Gentle Sire | 70 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Crye | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Swayz | 43 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | fn phil | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | the majestical testicle | 38 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the majestical testicle | +5.05 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | Swayz | +4.57 | 69 | 23 |
| #3 | Crye | +4.24 | 84 | 47 |
| #4 | Sir Gentle Sire | +0.98 | 59 | 38 |
| #5 | 한국어로 예순일곱 | -0.56 | 42 | 48 |





