








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1543 | 39% |
| Smokes | 882 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 796 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,768 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シ | 57% | 58 |
| #2 | Venni Härkönen | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | KAPUPAPU | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | pak | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | casper | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Venni Härkönen | 52% | 91 |
| #3 | KAPUPAPU | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | pak | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | casper | 41% | 70 |
| #6 | Duomi | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | casper | 34 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | シ | 24 | 0.0221 |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 14 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | pak | 11 | 0.0181 |
| #5 | Duomi | 4 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | casper | 366 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | シ | 140 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Venni Härkönen | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | KAPUPAPU | 100 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Duomi | 78 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venni Härkönen | +2.19 | 51 | 48 |
| #2 | Nico Simola | +2.09 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | シ | +0.61 | 78 | 41 |
| #4 | pak | -1.13 | 52 | 17 |
| #5 | Duomi | -1.59 | 67 | 46 |





