








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 828 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 321 matches | ||
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22875 | 48% |
| Smokes | 6272 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 11299 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7129 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $639,940 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smxx | 28 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Clown | 18 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Gentle Wife Beater | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | β πππππππ | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | α΅α΅Λ’α΅β±βΏΚΈ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clown | 726 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Spotify | 637 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | α΅α΅Λ’α΅β±βΏΚΈ | 624 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #4 | smxx | 341 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | CEMENT_BAKING | 310 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEMENT_BAKING | +4.16 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | smxx | +3.87 | 80 | 37 |
| #3 | Zenith | +3.64 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | π | +2.58 | 85 | 84 |
| #5 | Spotify | +2.30 | 73 | 68 |





