








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 956 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 402 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1049 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1735 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1314 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 857 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,811,976 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nurolinker | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | 神眷之樱花 | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | Leg_end404 | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | UnmatchedPlays | 47% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Leg_end404 | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | UnmatchedPlays | 47% | 64 |
| #6 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 47% | 47 |
| #7 | Little_Wanng | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | Yulin | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leg_end404 | 12 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Shr1mple(sombody si ma) | 8 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | 神眷之樱花 | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Little_Wanng | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | 142 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Little_Wanng | 140 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nurolinker | 105 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | Leg_end404 | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | 神眷之樱花 | 73 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 神眷之樱花 | +5.75 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Yulin | +4.86 | 73 | 48 |
| #3 | Leg_end404 | +2.41 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | hibish | +1.48 | 69 | 29 |
| #5 | 她说免费都轮不到我 | +0.91 | 75 | 53 |





