








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 218 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2909 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3835 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3916 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4760 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,860,983 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cops | +4.92 | 74 | 50 |
| #2 | Agent P | +1.79 | 39 | 54 |
| #3 | R4Bi3s!🎖 | +1.61 | 39 | 57 |
| #4 | Kinkyfaetter | -1.49 | 19 | 37 |
| #5 | Trinko | -2.95 | 9 | 5 |





