








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6274 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5052 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5832 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5496 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,276 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | smblblblblbl | 44% | 102 |
| #17 | mizq | 44% | 55 |
| #18 | mixu –¦– | 43% | 58 |
| #19 | Jonski | 27% | 26 |
| #20 | SMBL | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jortsi | 15 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | repa | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Mustaukko | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Isopahatummamies | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | joחɛs | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustaukko | 682 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | RasvaMauri | 590 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | joחɛs | 483 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | Isopahatummamies | 428 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #5 | repa | 393 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixu –¦– | +3.64 | 82 | 78 |
| #2 | Isopahatummamies | +1.90 | 45 | 63 |
| #3 | repa | +1.19 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | joחɛs | +1.02 | 54 | 76 |
| #5 | mizq | +0.67 | 59 | 74 |





