








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4087 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5182 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4148 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4904 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,160,543 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Mustaukko | 44% | 39 |
| #15 | batiGOOOL | 42% | 60 |
| #16 | Pasi Kuivalainen | 39% | 36 |
| #17 | bobi | 38% | 55 |
| #18 | esa | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RasvaMauri | 432 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | joחɛs | 310 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | repa | 301 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Alikessu | 282 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | Papviz | 281 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixu –¦– | +3.76 | 76 | 79 |
| #2 | Alikessu | +2.79 | 78 | 90 |
| #3 | bobi | +1.85 | 59 | 76 |
| #4 | joחɛs | +1.24 | 58 | 75 |
| #5 | repa | +1.20 | 81 | 75 |





