








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Faceit | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7041 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6210 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8035 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5620 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,459,302 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joחɛs | 56% | 290 |
| #2 | mizq | 55% | 89 |
| #3 | Papviz | 54% | 199 |
| #4 | bobi | 53% | 64 |
| #5 | batiGOOOL | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Mustaukko | 46% | 48 |
| #15 | Pasi Kuivalainen | 44% | 45 |
| #16 | Alikessu | 44% | 48 |
| #17 | mytipena | 40% | 43 |
| #18 | SMBL | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joחɛs | 635 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | Papviz | 576 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | repa | 550 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Jortsi | 445 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #5 | mixu –¦– | 388 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mixu –¦– | +3.10 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | Alikessu | +1.33 | 78 | 88 |
| #3 | bobi | +1.18 | 61 | 75 |
| #4 | repa | +1.02 | 78 | 74 |
| #5 | RasvaMauri | +0.76 | 62 | 72 |





