








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 679 matches | ||
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




169 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10096 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10821 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4396 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 6490 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,782,837 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 641 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylan | 48% | 145 |
| #2 | CoenB | 47% | 170 |
| #3 | Sōsuke Aizen | 44% | 423 |
| #4 | Jeffrey Epstein | 44% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylan | 48% | 145 |
| #2 | CoenB | 47% | 170 |
| #3 | Sōsuke Aizen | 44% | 423 |
| #4 | Jeffrey Epstein | 44% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sōsuke Aizen | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Jeffrey Epstein | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | CoenB | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Dylan | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sōsuke Aizen | 528 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #2 | Jeffrey Epstein | 511 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | CoenB | 305 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dylan | 67 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CoenB | +2.55 | 64 | 52 |
| #2 | Xxx_W33B_SL4Y3R_xxX | +2.45 | 40 | 52 |
| #3 | Dylan | -2.09 | 24 | 31 |
| #4 | Jeffrey Epstein | -3.08 | 21 | 49 |
| #5 | Sōsuke Aizen | -3.97 | 16 | 40 |





