








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1684 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1484 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 1034 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,721 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | C R Y | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | -Markins- | 60% | 119 |
| #4 | ⚡dzZy | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | shade477 | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | C R Y | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | -Markins- | 60% | 119 |
| #4 | ⚡dzZy | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | shade477 | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Markins- | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | shade477 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | C R Y | 1 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Markins- | 669 | 0.29 | 17 min |
| #2 | shade477 | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | 68 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⚡dzZy | 59 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | C R Y | 17 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ruminate 金木 研 | +3.38 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | -Markins- | +3.17 | 57 | 60 |
| #3 | C R Y | +1.99 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | ⚡dzZy | +1.64 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | FL1NT | +0.01 | 33 | 63 |





