








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 71 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3648 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1955 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2870 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1762 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2214 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,566 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | röllinjuusto | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | SigmaRageNutCrusher | 51% | 108 |
| #3 | Juustoinenpinppi | 50% | 109 |
| #4 | repa | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Mistah Mayonais | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mistah Mayonais | 50% | 80 |
| #6 | sebu | 49% | 100 |
| #7 | huzz whisperer | 48% | 64 |
| #8 | PystykorvaPimppi | 48% | 190 |
| #9 | f3ntanel | 27% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juustoinenpinppi | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | f3ntanel | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | SigmaRageNutCrusher | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | röllinjuusto | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | PystykorvaPimppi | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebu | 226 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Mistah Mayonais | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | PystykorvaPimppi | 160 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | repa | 153 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | SigmaRageNutCrusher | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | repa | +6.10 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | dude son | +1.80 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | röllinjuusto | +1.08 | 47 | 42 |
| #4 | PystykorvaPimppi | +0.20 | 73 | 48 |
| #5 | sebu | -0.20 | 42 | 57 |





