








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1587 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1410 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1804 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $944,608 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 579 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | repa | 23 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Pinppiruhtinas | 23 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | dude son | 17 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | röllinjuusto | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | omo | 9 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | repa | 496 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pinppiruhtinas | 259 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | omo | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | röllinjuusto | 171 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | tomas | 136 | 0.17 | 4 min |





