








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 960 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1255 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1242 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1232 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,655 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomaho | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Jusaa | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Jansi | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | kasioL | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Bytons | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runeli | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Bytons | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | kasioL | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusaa | +4.41 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | tomaho | +2.22 | 73 | 79 |
| #3 | Jansi | +1.34 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | Runeli | +1.21 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | kasioL | +0.13 | 51 | 79 |





