








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1652 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1505 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1742 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1261 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,256 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusaa | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Hanhi | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | Jansi | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Bytons | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Tzimii | 56% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bytons | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Runeli | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snorsu | 145 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | EvilH | 106 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hanhi | 99 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tzimii | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Logens | 93 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jusaa | +4.59 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | Jansi | +3.32 | 54 | 72 |
| #3 | EvilH | +2.71 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | Tzimii | +0.64 | 41 | 63 |
| #5 | Runeli | +0.29 | 74 | 59 |





