








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1008 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




215 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8121 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6793 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3765 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5866 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,828,457 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REVY | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | MiniRehvaro° | 53% | 73 |
| #3 | Zwix | 53% | 333 |
| #4 | Zerynox | 51% | 63 |
| #5 | MiniRehvaro <3 | 50% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | José le boucher | 49% | 162 |
| #7 | MiniRehvaro | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | SLITZ | 48% | 54 |
| #9 | 😀😀😀 | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | >90% HS | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zwix | 69 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | José le boucher | 26 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | SLITZ | 24 | 0.0247 |
| #4 | 😀😀😀 | 16 | 0.0159 |
| #5 | REVY | 12 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zwix | 707 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | MiniRehvaro <3 | 292 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | José le boucher | 247 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | SLITZ | 176 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | MiniRehvaro° | 166 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniRehvaro | +2.53 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | MiniRehvaro° | +1.60 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | Midori | +1.56 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | MiniRehvaro <3 | +1.29 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | Zerynox | +1.15 | 72 | 62 |





