








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1273 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1293 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1995 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,084 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerynox | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | REVY | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | 😀😀😀 | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | MiniRehvaro° | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Zwix | 53% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MiniRehvaro° | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Zwix | 53% | 92 |
| #6 | MiniRehvaro <3 | 52% | 75 |
| #7 | Midori | 49% | 162 |
| #8 | >90% HS | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midori | 56 | 0.0182 |
| #2 | Zwix | 23 | 0.0132 |
| #3 | MiniRehvaro <3 | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | REVY | 10 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | 😀😀😀 | 7 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Midori | 555 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | Zwix | 239 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | MiniRehvaro <3 | 178 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Zerynox | 66 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | MiniRehvaro° | 57 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerynox | +3.42 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | MiniRehvaro <3 | +2.23 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Midori | +1.21 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | Zwix | +1.19 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | 😀😀😀 | +0.90 | 66 | 63 |





