








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1000 | 26% |
| Smokes | 849 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1012 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1019 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $843,645 of utility $281 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ertiuys | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | MrAugusto | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Jens | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Potato Juice | 48% | 95 |
| #5 | Wandeq | 48% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potato Juice | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | MrAugusto | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Bjoreng | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Jens | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Wandeq | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjoreng | 213 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jens | 121 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | MrAugusto | 115 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wandeq | 94 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Potato Juice | 90 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wandeq | +3.13 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Genixッ | +1.50 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | Wiwe | +0.77 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | MrAugusto | +0.55 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | ertiuys | -0.11 | 41 | 60 |





