








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1511 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1736 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1379 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,387 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Genixッ | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | MrAugusto | 65% | 46 |
| #3 | ertiuys | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | Potato Juice | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | Wandeq | 48% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Wandeq | 48% | 135 |
| #6 | Jens | 44% | 68 |
| #7 | Wiwe | 43% | 67 |
| #8 | Jonersins | 43% | 35 |
| #9 | Sim Dong Blud | 33% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potato Juice | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Jens | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Wandeq | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | MrAugusto | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Wiwe | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jens | 162 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Potato Juice | 150 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wiwe | 137 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | MrAugusto | 128 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wandeq | 126 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wandeq | +3.54 | 65 | 63 |
| #2 | Genixッ | +2.49 | 73 | 77 |
| #3 | MrAugusto | +1.79 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Wiwe | +1.04 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | Potato Juice | -0.03 | 72 | 60 |





