








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2733 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2318 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1683 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1708 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,113 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ertiuys | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | Genixッ | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | MrAugusto | 62% | 61 |
| #4 | Wandeq | 57% | 145 |
| #5 | Potato Juice | 57% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Potato Juice | 57% | 138 |
| #6 | Wiwe | 49% | 51 |
| #7 | Jonersins | 46% | 35 |
| #8 | Bjoreng | 44% | 68 |
| #9 | Sim Dong Blud | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potato Juice | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Bjoreng | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | MrAugusto | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Wandeq | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Jonersins | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bjoreng | 202 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Potato Juice | 157 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | MrAugusto | 136 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jonersins | 114 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wandeq | 107 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wandeq | +3.39 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | Genixッ | +2.44 | 64 | 78 |
| #3 | Jens | +1.09 | 56 | 59 |
| #4 | Wiwe | +0.93 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Potato Juice | +0.77 | 69 | 60 |





