








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 202 | 14% |
| Smokes | 331 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 524 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 412 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $457,365 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #fuck cs2 JDP | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Bertildo | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | LDP | 4 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Snowwys | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | sdb300311 | 3 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #fuck cs2 JDP | 183 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | LDP | 102 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bertildo | 58 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Snowwys | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | sdb300311 | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #fuck cs2 JDP | +2.70 | 59 | 62 |
| #2 | LDP | +2.68 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | vicxo | +2.04 | 88 | 31 |
| #4 | Hørning slagteren | +1.68 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | sdb300311 | +0.54 | 43 | 34 |





