








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2559 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2374 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1387 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2327 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1861 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,605 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chechenya | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | em0kr0t | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 67% | 24 |
| #4 | MAXIZØR | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | tiltacion | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chechenya | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | em0kr0t | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 67% | 24 |
| #4 | MAXIZØR | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | tiltacion | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chechenya | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | tiltacion | 3 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | em0kr0t | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | 79 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | chechenya | 77 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 67 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | tiltacion | 30 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | MAXIZØR | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | +3.75 | 76 | 77 |
| #2 | MAXIZØR | +2.58 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | sas | +2.47 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | chechenya | +1.37 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | +0.47 | 92 | 69 |





