








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1570 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 826 matches | ||
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10174 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2856 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 10558 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 7217 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,666 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | 63% | 439 |
| #2 | MAXIZØR | 61% | 571 |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 61% | 606 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | 63% | 439 |
| #2 | MAXIZØR | 61% | 571 |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 61% | 606 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | 42 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | MAXIZØR | 18 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 10 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | 1687 | 0.20 | 43 min |
| #2 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 1602 | 0.14 | 47 min |
| #3 | MAXIZØR | 634 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chechenya | +1.78 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | +1.63 | 93 | 61 |
| #3 | MAXIZØR | +1.28 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | em0kr0t | +1.19 | 75 | 76 |





