








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 510 matches | ||
| Premier | 424 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13258 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8875 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 12024 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9074 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,586 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1520 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 64% | 362 |
| #2 | chechenya | 63% | 439 |
| #3 | MAXIZØR | 62% | 233 |
| #4 | ~ 𝐤𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 ~ | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | Meow | 56% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | chechenya | 63% | 439 |
| #3 | MAXIZØR | 62% | 233 |
| #4 | ~ 𝐤𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 ~ | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | Meow | 56% | 54 |
| #6 | tiltacion | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chechenya | 37 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | MAXIZØR | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Meow | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | tiltacion | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chechenya | 902 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #2 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | 877 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #3 | MAXIZØR | 271 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | tiltacion | 143 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | ~ 𝐤𝐢𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 ~ | 106 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | em0kr0t | +2.06 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | パSoheiこ僧兵 | +1.38 | 93 | 61 |
| #3 | MAXIZØR | +1.19 | 87 | 57 |
| #4 | chechenya | +0.94 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | tiltacion | +0.82 | 79 | 61 |





