








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1004 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,248 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9763 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6194 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6293 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5998 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,045,046 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nilo | 60% | 52 |
| #2 | nugettiroihu | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | Silakka200 | 57% | 286 |
| #4 | Carlos | 53% | 294 |
| #5 | JARI | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nugettiroihu | 58% | 62 |
| #3 | Silakka200 | 57% | 286 |
| #4 | Carlos | 53% | 294 |
| #5 | JARI | 48% | 46 |
| #6 | dorffi | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlos | 34 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Silakka200 | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | nugettiroihu | 14 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | nilo | 12 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | JARI | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlos | 1002 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | Silakka200 | 663 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | dorffi | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | nugettiroihu | 72 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | nilo | 72 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nilo | +4.53 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | Silakka200 | +2.96 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | arl1ng | +0.43 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | dorffi | +0.40 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | Carlos | -0.52 | 49 | 65 |





