








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5817 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4431 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5494 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3920 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,596,975 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 533 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nilo | 56% | 86 |
| 55% | 33 | ||
| #3 | ₭ | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | nugettiroihu | 54% | 85 |
| #5 | Silakka200 | 54% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arl1ng | 37 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Silakka200 | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | nugettiroihu | 15 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | nilo | 15 | 0.0087 |
| 8 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arl1ng | 965 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | Silakka200 | 679 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | ₭ | 147 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | dorffi | 133 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | nilo | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nilo | +5.35 | 83 | 53 |
| +3.56 | 77 | 64 | ||
| #3 | Silakka200 | +2.63 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | dorffi | +0.51 | 83 | 49 |
| #5 | ₭ | +0.14 | 58 | 57 |





