








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1870 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2808 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1682 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3634 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,421 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Soprano | 61% | 110 |
| #2 | Mr.CleanBean | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Infinitities1 | 60% | 55 |
| #4 | Lil Baby | 60% | 190 |
| #5 | cat | 56% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Soprano | 61% | 110 |
| #2 | Mr.CleanBean | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Infinitities1 | 60% | 55 |
| #4 | Lil Baby | 60% | 190 |
| #5 | cat | 56% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Baby | 19 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | cat | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Tony Soprano | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Infinitities1 | 7 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Mr.CleanBean | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cat | 465 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Tony Soprano | 261 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Lil Baby | 244 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | Mr.CleanBean | 71 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Infinitities1 | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Soprano | +2.58 | 45 | 55 |
| #2 | Lil Baby | +0.58 | 56 | 56 |
| #3 | Salt Talim | +0.23 | 44 | 44 |
| #4 | cat | -0.72 | 28 | 53 |
| #5 | Mr.CleanBean | -1.30 | 42 | 46 |





