








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2664 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2626 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2251 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,321,639 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Absodo | 726 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | Notice | 476 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | Grakym | 343 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | JamalJabroneWilliamson | 313 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | Father | 161 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve | +2.62 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | Absodo | +1.80 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | JamalJabroneWilliamson | +1.03 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Risque-_- | +0.69 | 60 | 60 |
| #5 | Father | +0.31 | 62 | 60 |





