








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3741 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2076 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1882 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1660 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,615 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RefiaKazus | 48% | 108 |
| #5 | {Hybrid} | 48% | 44 |
| #6 | aGirlisNoOne♡ | 45% | 172 |
| #7 | Munch | 38% | 81 |
| #8 | INKYOWL12 | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaosEmperorDragon | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Najinator | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Munch | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | RefiaKazus | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | INKYOWL12 | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aGirlisNoOne♡ | 260 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Munch | 197 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | ChaosEmperorDragon | 191 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | RefiaKazus | 171 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Najinator | 143 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {Hybrid} | +2.93 | 52 | 68 |
| #2 | ChaosEmperorDragon | +2.54 | 41 | 70 |
| #3 | Munch | +1.38 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | D🦢 | +0.69 | 62 | 67 |
| #5 | RefiaKazus | +0.52 | 61 | 47 |





