








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1098 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4269 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4437 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5316 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3879 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,398,799 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KelvinKleinAbuser | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | Till | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | Ender | 51% | 180 |
| #4 | ♫moving | 50% | 167 |
| #5 | RefiaKazus | 50% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | RefiaKazus | 50% | 388 |
| #6 | Najinator | 49% | 358 |
| #7 | D🦢 | 48% | 44 |
| #8 | aGirlisNoOne♡ | 47% | 36 |
| #9 | Spinach | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♫moving | 16 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | RefiaKazus | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Ender | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Najinator | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Spinach | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Najinator | 866 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #2 | Ender | 854 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #3 | RefiaKazus | 642 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | ♫moving | 626 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #5 | Spinach | 289 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {Hybrid} | +1.34 | 37 | 65 |
| #2 | KelvinKleinAbuser | +1.21 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | ♫moving | +1.08 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | Till | +0.87 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | Ender | +0.18 | 67 | 69 |





