








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 639 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6915 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3843 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5029 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2113 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2781 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,822,664 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Till | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | ♫moving | 56% | 133 |
| #3 | ChaosEmperorDragon | 53% | 180 |
| #4 | Ender | 50% | 193 |
| #5 | {Hybrid} | 50% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Najinator | 15 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ♫moving | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Ender | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | {Hybrid} | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | D🦢 | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Najinator | 1271 | 0.10 | 34 min |
| #2 | Ender | 845 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #3 | {Hybrid} | 842 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #4 | D🦢 | 507 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #5 | ♫moving | 497 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♫moving | +2.11 | 67 | 56 |
| #2 | {Hybrid} | +1.51 | 36 | 65 |
| #3 | ChaosEmperorDragon | +1.38 | 36 | 68 |
| #4 | Till | +1.02 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | D🦢 | +0.73 | 63 | 67 |





