








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 849 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2004 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3505 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2919 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1005 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,271,268 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | 82 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | good uncle | 56 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | Kajo | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Potatoboi. | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ShanlegDApirate | 9 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potatoboi. | +4.91 | 49 | 80 |
| #2 | h3mp | +3.20 | 41 | 67 |
| #3 | Goose | +1.24 | 42 | 58 |
| #4 | Sugar mommy | +0.67 | 42 | 36 |
| #5 | good uncle | +0.51 | 32 | 50 |





