








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17586 | 49% |
| Smokes | 9204 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7138 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1976 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,709 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1564 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awkee | 70% | 74 |
| #2 | h3mp | 68% | 79 |
| #3 | Sugar mommy | 64% | 87 |
| #4 | Goose | 57% | 166 |
| #5 | Kajo | 54% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goose | 486 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | du.rain | 269 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | awkee | 232 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kajo | 158 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sugar mommy | 118 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potatoboi. | +5.14 | 55 | 79 |
| #2 | awkee | +2.31 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | h3mp | +1.41 | 31 | 67 |
| #4 | Sugar mommy | -0.19 | 37 | 36 |
| #5 | Goose | -0.53 | 35 | 57 |





