








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 213 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1967 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2112 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3427 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2181 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,602,146 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkPhade_ | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | T.T ツ | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | X_Stone13 | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | Sniffles | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | KeRNox | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T.T ツ | 9 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Sniffles | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | X_Stone13 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | DarkPhade_ | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeRNox | +2.39 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Dean | +1.18 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | T.T ツ | +1.09 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | Synxx | +0.67 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | w#MomentosMágicos | +0.23 | 61 | 67 |





