








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3621 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2578 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2996 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,887 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Roman Ricch | 58% | 139 |
| #3 | Stixx | 55% | 216 |
| #4 | Phocanus | 53% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Roman Ricch | 58% | 139 |
| #3 | Stixx | 55% | 216 |
| #4 | Phocanus | 53% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stixx | 128 | 0.0307 |
| #2 | Roman Ricch | 46 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | Phocanus | 45 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 5 | 0.0166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | 666 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | Phocanus | 508 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Stixx | 261 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | +5.66 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | +1.14 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | Phnx | +0.99 | 70 | 71 |
| #4 | Phocanus | -0.18 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | Stixx | -0.64 | 55 | 43 |





