








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




197 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1173 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2223 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2773 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,243 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 937 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | 55% | 208 |
| #2 | Phnx | 55% | 216 |
| #3 | Phocanus | 53% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | 55% | 208 |
| #2 | Phnx | 55% | 216 |
| #3 | Phocanus | 53% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | 64 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Phocanus | 63 | 0.0160 |
| #3 | Phnx | 43 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | 902 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | Phnx | 886 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #3 | Phocanus | 792 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | +6.01 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Phnx | +1.38 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | Phocanus | +0.11 | 52 | 58 |
| #4 | Stixx | -0.97 | 56 | 42 |





