








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3274 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1502 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2267 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1856 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,782 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT_FUM | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Roman Ricch | 54% | 127 |
| #4 | Phnx | 53% | 140 |
| #5 | Stixx | 53% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT_FUM | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Roman Ricch | 54% | 127 |
| #4 | Phnx | 53% | 140 |
| #5 | Stixx | 53% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stixx | 132 | 0.0335 |
| #2 | Phnx | 33 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Roman Ricch | 30 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 9 | 0.0251 |
| #5 | BOT_FUM | 6 | 0.0197 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phnx | 585 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Roman Ricch | 570 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #3 | Stixx | 304 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | BOT_FUM | 77 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | 18 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | +5.93 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | BOT_FUM | +2.25 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | Pokimane's #1 FAN (verified) | +1.34 | 58 | 41 |
| #4 | Phnx | +0.71 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | Phocanus | +0.44 | 54 | 59 |





