








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3438 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2546 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1422 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2670 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,911 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stixx | 117 | 0.0295 |
| #2 | Phocanus | 42 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Phnx | 26 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roman Ricch | +4.97 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | richard the lionheart | +0.57 | 62 | 71 |
| #3 | Phnx | -0.12 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | Phocanus | -0.50 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | Stixx | -1.67 | 56 | 40 |





