








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1523 | 53% |
| Smokes | 390 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 560 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $578,226 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1871 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Myers | 56% | 55 |
| #2 | FemboyGamer42069 -MaleToFemale- | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | flamingthane12 | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | even | 46% | 241 |
| #5 | Psycron | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | even | 62 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Psycron | 53 | 0.0748 |
| #3 | Gipster99 | 28 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Mr Myers | 26 | 0.0239 |
| #5 | FemboyGamer42069 -MaleToFemale- | 23 | 0.0277 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Myers | +8.01 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | even | +4.09 | 72 | 47 |
| #3 | FemboyGamer42069 -MaleToFemale- | +2.65 | 88 | 34 |
| #4 | Psycron | +2.31 | 60 | 38 |
| #5 | novanasty59 | +1.78 | 67 | 37 |





