








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 377 | 33% |
| Smokes | 89 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 469 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 203 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,918 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flamingthane12 | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | even | 55% | 82 |
| #3 | Mr Myers | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | novanasty59 | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Psycron | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mr Myers | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | novanasty59 | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | Psycron | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | XXXDIKTACION | 50% | 44 |
| #7 | Gipster99 | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psycron | 28 | 0.0745 |
| #2 | XXXDIKTACION | 27 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | even | 26 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | Mr Myers | 10 | 0.0231 |
| #5 | novanasty59 | 6 | 0.0161 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | even | 205 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Mr Myers | 84 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | XXXDIKTACION | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | novanasty59 | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Psycron | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Myers | +5.66 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Psycron | +3.28 | 60 | 42 |
| #3 | even | +2.57 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | FemboyGamer42069 -MaleToFemale- | +1.63 | 86 | 36 |
| #5 | flamingthane12 | +0.07 | 54 | 14 |





