








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 546 | 20% |
| Smokes | 831 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 654 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 720 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,167 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damn :D | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | chayaN | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | GERALT | 44% | 72 |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | GERALT | 44% | 72 |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 41% | 29 |
| #6 | ✪ buddy | 36% | 33 |
| #7 | They call me HABIBI | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Damn :D | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | GERALT | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Ralph Gaming | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | chayaN | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 126 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | GERALT | 120 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪ buddy | 74 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Damn :D | 50 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 38 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | They call me HABIBI | +5.45 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | Damn :D | +2.86 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | +0.55 | 19 | 64 |
| #4 | chayan | -0.07 | 41 | 59 |
| #5 | chayaN | -0.44 | 33 | 33 |





