








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 792 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6976 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7390 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3292 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5594 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,032,838 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0wl3r [7] | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | Satellight | 52% | 114 |
| #3 | Damn :D | 47% | 245 |
| #4 | ✪ buddy | 47% | 290 |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 46% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 46% | 218 |
| #6 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 45% | 378 |
| #7 | chayaN | 45% | 85 |
| #8 | chayan | 44% | 72 |
| #9 | They call me HABIBI | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | ✪ buddy | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Damn :D | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Ralph Gaming | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Satellight | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 991 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | ✪ buddy | 591 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | Damn :D | 389 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | Satellight | 322 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 271 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | They call me HABIBI | +4.48 | 80 | 75 |
| #2 | Damn :D | +4.42 | 71 | 74 |
| #3 | Pr0wl3r [7] | +3.29 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Satellight | +1.89 | 58 | 52 |
| #5 | chayan | -0.06 | 41 | 61 |





