








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3132 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2290 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2251 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2018 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,361 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0wl3r [7] | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Damn :D | 47% | 163 |
| #3 | GERALT | 47% | 290 |
| #4 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 46% | 202 |
| #5 | They call me HABIBI | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 46% | 202 |
| #5 | They call me HABIBI | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | chayaN | 44% | 59 |
| #7 | chayan | 36% | 33 |
| #8 | Ralph Gaming | 36% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Damn :D | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | GERALT | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Pr0wl3r [7] | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 541 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | GERALT | 511 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Damn :D | 278 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Ralph Gaming | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | They call me HABIBI | 58 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | They call me HABIBI | +5.38 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | Pr0wl3r [7] | +5.05 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | Damn :D | +4.76 | 70 | 75 |
| #4 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | -0.56 | 24 | 63 |
| #5 | GERALT | -0.67 | 66 | 60 |





