








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 531 | 21% |
| Smokes | 866 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 594 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,439 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 51% | 53 |
| #2 | Satellight | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | chayan | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | Ralph Gaming | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | Damn :D | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ralph Gaming | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | Damn :D | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | GERALT | 45% | 85 |
| #7 | ✪ buddy | 44% | 59 |
| #8 | They call me HABIBI | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | GERALT | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ✪ buddy | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Damn :D | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERALT | 160 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | 131 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪ buddy | 130 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Damn :D | 43 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damn :D | +5.16 | 72 | 75 |
| #2 | They call me HABIBI | +4.83 | 76 | 77 |
| #3 | chayan | +2.24 | 55 | 78 |
| #4 | PuRpLE(^_^)H@Ze | +0.60 | 35 | 67 |
| #5 | Ralph Gaming | +0.30 | 39 | 57 |





