








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2062 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 951 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




604 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3165 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2994 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9433 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 1995 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,000,140 of utility $301 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27705 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divine | 67% | 69 |
| #2 | Asuka | 58% | 213 |
| #3 | t | 49% | 100 |
| #4 | shk | 41% | 145 |
| #5 | cuh | 35% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divine | 236 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | t | 224 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Asuka | 153 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | cuh | 144 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | SibulaKass | 64 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divine | +3.46 | 74 | 43 |
| #2 | Asuka | +1.47 | 46 | 25 |
| #3 | make | +1.08 | 45 | 28 |
| #4 | t | -0.64 | 80 | 32 |
| #5 | shk | -1.01 | 29 | 12 |





