








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1270 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1569 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1777 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 787 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,057,017 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 52% | 105 |
| #2 | .Sarada | 51% | 129 |
| #3 | Mia-tan | 50% | 90 |
| #4 | GigaYe | 50% | 172 |
| #5 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GigaYe | 50% | 172 |
| #5 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | 44% | 63 |
| #6 | Paint_Drinker | 43% | 61 |
| #7 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 42% | 93 |
| #8 | Made in Ohio | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 18 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | GigaYe | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Made in Ohio | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | .Sarada | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mia-tan | 408 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 328 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | .Sarada | 320 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 314 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | GigaYe | 313 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | +3.68 | 60 | 62 |
| #2 | GigaYe | +1.73 | 53 | 60 |
| #3 | .Sarada | +1.28 | 50 | 58 |
| #4 | Mia-tan | +0.86 | 49 | 79 |
| #5 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | -0.76 | 37 | 60 |





