








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2513 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3496 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1266 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2555 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $973,984 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 55% | 78 |
| #2 | CreckFPS | 51% | 129 |
| #3 | Paint_Drinker | 50% | 141 |
| #4 | Made in Ohio | 47% | 88 |
| #5 | GigaYe | 46% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GigaYe | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Made in Ohio | 17 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | CreckFPS | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Paint_Drinker | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paint_Drinker | 549 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | GigaYe | 421 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | Mia-tan | 360 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 280 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | CreckFPS | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | +3.38 | 59 | 69 |
| #2 | GigaYe | +1.67 | 49 | 62 |
| #3 | Mia-tan | +1.16 | 48 | 80 |
| #4 | .Sarada | +0.60 | 47 | 59 |
| #5 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | -0.60 | 29 | 53 |





