








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2497 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2186 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 890 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1372 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $409,180 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paint_Drinker | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Mia-tan | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | GigaYe | 45% | 105 |
| #4 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 42% | 71 |
| #5 | CreckFPS | 42% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 13 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | GigaYe | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Made in Ohio | 10 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | .Sarada | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mia-tan | 366 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | 301 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | CreckFPS | 164 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 160 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | GigaYe | 153 | 0.07 | 3 min |





