








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2639 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2710 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1654 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1350 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,112 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 53% | 75 |
| #2 | Paint_Drinker | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | GigaYe | 50% | 137 |
| #4 | CreckFPS | 50% | 90 |
| #5 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 49% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | GigaYe | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Made in Ohio | 10 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | 6 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amediketu Hellcase.org | 283 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | GigaYe | 260 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | 214 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | CreckFPS | 164 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wan Nik Haikal b Wan Chik | +2.67 | 58 | 63 |
| #2 | GigaYe | +1.23 | 49 | 62 |
| #3 | Mia-tan | +1.04 | 49 | 80 |
| #4 | .Sarada | +0.35 | 46 | 54 |
| #5 | BAE SUZY 💖💖💖💖💖 | -1.47 | 32 | 62 |





